This is my daddy Jeff. My maternal ancestry is somewhat confusing. Jeff is married to Gee, so technically, that makes Gee my mommy. BUT, there's a kind lady on Kauai named Laura, who claims to be my "real" mommy. Laura says that Gee is my step-mama.
Laura used to babysit me when Jeff would go to Oahu to visit Gee, while they were courting. I loved it! Laura would give me luxurious spa treatments, buy me gourmet doggy food, let me sleep on her comfy bed, and gave me full-furniture privileges. She even calls me "Angelboy."
Gee always laughs at me, doesn't let me jump on the sofas (or bed!), and calls me "Taco Bell." "Taco Bell" has evolved to "Taco Smells" which has most recently transformed into "Stinker."
So, let's see... "Angelboy" vs. "Stinker."
So far, Laura is winning the Real Mommy Contest.
I thought that Laura and Gee would have to duke out a custody battle in front of Judge Judy, but Gee doesn't seem to care if Laura claims the Real Mommy title.
When no one is around, daddy Jeff just tells me that my real mommy is another shihtzu/lhasa canine who gave birth to me and breast fed me when I was a puppy.
I'm so confused!
Laura used to babysit me when Jeff would go to Oahu to visit Gee, while they were courting. I loved it! Laura would give me luxurious spa treatments, buy me gourmet doggy food, let me sleep on her comfy bed, and gave me full-furniture privileges. She even calls me "Angelboy."
Gee always laughs at me, doesn't let me jump on the sofas (or bed!), and calls me "Taco Bell." "Taco Bell" has evolved to "Taco Smells" which has most recently transformed into "Stinker."
So, let's see... "Angelboy" vs. "Stinker."
So far, Laura is winning the Real Mommy Contest.
I thought that Laura and Gee would have to duke out a custody battle in front of Judge Judy, but Gee doesn't seem to care if Laura claims the Real Mommy title.
When no one is around, daddy Jeff just tells me that my real mommy is another shihtzu/lhasa canine who gave birth to me and breast fed me when I was a puppy.
I'm so confused!
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